Suck It: Seven.
In which the house is on fire, the Indian is late, and the gender-neutral children have their own thing going on.
Suck It, H-Pot!: The Deathly Hallows, Part Two
In which the kids have all grown up.
Suck It, H-Pot!: The Deathly Hallows, Part One
In which the end of the road is reached, the edge is peered over, and something goes down in the tent.
Suck It, H-Pot!: The Half-Blood Prince
In which Ginny goes in for the half-blow, Hermione uses her mouth, and the ninth dimension is extensively plundered.

Suck It, H-Pot!: The Order of the Phoenix
In which the Sucketeers very nearly let their mouths write a cheque their asses can’t cash.
Suck It, H-Pot!: The Goblet of Fire
In which the shoes are torn off, the bottom is reached, and dark truths are at long last revealed.

Suck It, H-Pot!: The Prisoner of Azkaban
In which puberty is pondered, time is turned, and black could be anywhere.

Suck It, H-Pot!: The Chamber of Secrets
In which a round of applause is offered, a spider is dissected, and a shattered wand is, perhaps, spiritually mended.
Suck It, H-Pot!: The Philosopher’s Stone
In which the philosopher’s stone is removed from a boy’s trousers and passed around like a dirty grade-school yearbook.





